Seppuku (feat. Baldie Balboa)

If you don't get no hos and you not get no money
Turn this fuckin' song off right now (this historical)
This sh- this shit not gon' make no sense to you
Something is detrimentally wrong with these niggas, for real
Like niggas wake up in the morning every fucking day
Just decide to be broke

Niggas wake up they got there 4 p.m., pissed off
"Oh, I ain't got no money, oh, I don't like my job
Oh, my bitch just left me, blah, blah"
Like nigga get yo' broke ass up and make some fuckin' money, nigga
If I was that down bad I'd kill myself, for real

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You broke ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You ho ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You broke ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You ho ass nigga

Yeah, said she wanted five guys, she ain't talkin' 'bout burgers
I pull up with four friends and that pussy get murdered
JK, I don't do trains
I ain't sharin' no brain, that's my baby, no Gerber (that's my baby!)

I'm a earner, I'm a flirter (ching!)
Lil' left curve, mid-size won't hurt her (whoa)
Turnin' down pussy like Lil Nas X
If it ain't my girl or my ex I'ma curve her

I just got the lamb I ain't talkin' 'bout 'borghini (skrr)
Throw it over rice, then I cut in some zucchini (chop, chop, chop)
I ain't gonna cap, I be with shorties that is teeny
But when we all on, shit, I promise she be eating (yum)

I promise she be eating, meat is what she needing
Lil' sex addict, I be really at the meetings (I really be there)
I really got a sponsor, I'm really that sleazy (for real)
I can't say no, shit, it's really that easy (I need help)

Whole time I'm with her I'm like
"Damn should I leave her?" (Hmm)
Whole time I'm single I'm like
"Damn, I really need her" (what the fuck?)
I really got OCD diagnosed (no cap)
Baby, I can't help it, I was born to be a cheater

Ayy, pop out with two sticks, think I'm Chinese
Let the twin Glocks slide, and they Siamese
I be on that shit, mmm, I'm fleas (whoa!)
Suckin' on her titty like I'm three (this is real hip-hop)

These niggas is gluten-free vegan pizza
They got a little sauce, but don't come with no bread or cheese

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You broke ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You ho ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You broke ass nigga
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
You ho ass nigga

If I lived like you I would jump off a bridge (kill yourself)
Make a nigga wanna kill myself (end it all)
If I was you I would kill myself (end it all)
Swear to God, y'all so down bad (bro)
When I didn't got no bread I'm mad
How could you ever get so down bad? (Goddamn)
T'd up and I stay in my bag (Goddamn)
T'd up

Nigga just die if you don't make the cut (die)
Text your bitch like wine in my cup
Fire react 'til I'm all in her guts
Only time I'ma cap is on top of her jugs

Hop out the whip in some boots like Blade
I'm with 57 niggas, it's a pride parade (we gay!)
Look at me wrong, you gon' die today (you'll die, nigga)
You ain't made no bread, you should die today (you should die, nigga)

How many times you gon' post that link? (Oh my God)
I'm startin' to think bein' broke is a kink
Y'all do down bad, nigga, I'm on the brink
I'ma hit Bumbo's, nigga, I need a drink

Here go another player tip
You gotta kill yourself

You niggas so broke you should jump off a cliff
You should jump out a plane, you should jump out a whip
You should jump off a train, you should jump off a ship
You should jump off the porch, you should jump out a blimp
You should jump off a skyscraper onto a moving car
It doesn't matter who you are
You should jump down the stairs, you should jump off my dick
These niggas so broke this shit make me sick

Touch some grass, touch some bread
Bro, touch some grass, touch some bread
Talk to some women
Oh, I forgot, these niggas is keto
These niggas is gluten-free
They touch bread they get diarrhea
That shit really a illness
These niggas lactose intolerant
They touch a little cheese and fuck up they whole week