Stinky

I tried to tell myself that
You're going through a phase
When you really thought that
Garbage could replace shampoo, but buddy
That's just not the case
You can't leave trash all over the place

So, let's address the elephant in the room
Your smell is so stinky
I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to
Not even an entire bottle of cologne
Covered up your smell
Maybe you should give up

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery
'Bout how you are so stinky
From head to toe, to pinky
You try to say it's windy (it's a fart)
And every time you pass on by
The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly
And I don't want to be too mean right now
But you could use a shower tonight

Oh, all the fish in the sea
When they catch a whiff, they flop
The sharks are fierce and grand
But they will swim to the distant land
At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more!
The skunks give you a nod and wink
They think that you're their link!

Yeah, when you enter a haunted house
The ghosts get scared and shout for you to get out
Must be a superpower
For me to be able to smell you before you get in the room
I wish it wasn't true
But there is nothing you can do

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery
'Bout how you are so stinky
From head to toe, to pinky
You try to say it's windy (it's a fart)
And every time you pass on by
The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly
And I don't want to be too mean right now
But you could use a shower tonight

Oh, all the fish in the sea
When they catch a whiff, they flop
The sharks are fierce and grand
But they will swim to the distant land
At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more!
The skunks give you a nod and wink
They think that you're their link!

I tried to tell myself that
You're going through a phase
When you really thought that
Garbage could replace shampoo, but buddy
That's just not the case
You can't leave trash all over the place

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery
'Bout how you are so stinky
From head to toe, to pinky
You try to say it's windy (it's a fart)
And every time you pass on by
The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly
And I don't want to be too mean right now
But you could use a shower tonight

So, let's address the elephant in the room
Your smell is so stinky, I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to
Not even an entire bottle of cologne
Covered up your smell
Maybe you should give up



Credits
Writer(s): Jordan Witzigreuter, Jayden Carney
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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