King of Saturnalia (feat. Isembard's Wheel & Ruben Isarin)

HEY!
Hey!

He's the king appointed, Saturnalia
The king he may not like it, but he must rule us
I'm the king appointed, this Saturnalia
You won't really like it but do as I say-yah

You got to do,
Everything he tells you to
You got to stoop and bow
And do it now
Now, now, now
For your king ahha!
HEY!
Dadeedadeedadow
Hey!
Dadeedadow

I'm the king, you're silly, Saturnalia
You are what they call a... vegetable-a
(I beg your pardon?)
King of festivities, Saturnalia
And he rules how he wants to.
He drinks a cuppa!

You got to do,
Everything I tell you to
You got to stoop and bow
And do it now
Now, now, now
(Well, I didn't vote for ya?)
For your king ahha!
HEY!
Dadeedadeedadow
Hey!
Dadeedadow

Word! It is absurd: This Saturnalia!
Words that no one knows yet, sesquipedalia
(Ha!)
Seed flowers in the outhouse, Saturnalia
The tricks that I am pullin', are marginalia

Hey!
Dadeedadeedadow
Hey!
Dadeedadow
(How come he gets to be the king?)
Dadeedadeedadow
Hey!
(If ever I would be king, I would be a queen!)
Dadeedadow
HEY!
Dadeedadeedadow
Hey!
Dadeedadow
Dadeedadeedadow
(Somebody pass me some mead, for God's sake)
Dadeedadow
(Enough with the reds, I say, come on!)
(You there boy!)
HEY!
Dadeedadeedadow
(Anyone ever told you; you look a bit like a chicken?)
Dadeedadow
(Might be if you were covered in feathers)
(Or at least, you are now!)
Hey!
Dadeedadeedadow
(Anybody, anybody seen my wife?)
(Do you even have a wife?)
Dadeedadow
(She's very easy to spot.)
(Oh, about six foot two, covered in hair)
(Never mind!)