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I was the target and
She the assassin, my
Heart was a bargain that
She priced it at half, when we
Sat at the bar, that's where
I made her laugh still, she
Aimed for my heart and she
Stepped on the gas, that's when
All hell exploded, we
Dove to the bathroom, we
Landed in my arms and
We did a bad thing
Ooooo
Ooooo

Round and then round again, the
Clock's ticking faster, this
Hindenburg headed for
Death and disaster, you
Pulled on my chain like a
Rope from the rafter, you
Slammed the book shut, no more
Happy ever after

You call me to the drum that you beat
And pull the rug out from under my feet
Ooooo
Ooooo

I cry
I cry
All the sweat, and the stains, and the tears on the mattress
I cannot forget you, I'll just have to practice and
Try
Try

Now that you're gone, I just won't think about you
The weather's much better when you're not around
You're going to lose it, you love me, you know it
Your heart must be breaking, although you won't show it, you
Cry
Cry
Cry