Murphy

Kissed good mornig by sunlight
Forgot to set an alarm
Well, now I'm late again and
As I arrive at the station the speaker is announcing
"All services delayed"

I run back, get my car
Though it won't get me far
'Cause there's this yellow light flashing in front of me
While I top of some fuel
It hits me, I'm a fool
Left my cash in the pocket of my other jeans

Why today? Is this for real?
How come this happens to me?
What did I do?
It's not fair, I give up
Man, this day just sucks

Uh uh uh
Uh it's just days like these
Where nothing works
O- o- out
No things just don't go my way
And I'm about to
Shut down and stop
Giving a fuck about anything oh
Yeah you better get out of my way

Another coffee to keep me awake
While this day just doesn't seem to be passing by
Almost done, I'm almost done
But with a flicker of the screen the computer shuts down and I
Start to panic, did I safe the file?
Oh no, I think it's been a while
Guess I won't be going home now for quite some time

Is this a joke? Am I being pranked? Why?
Why's this all happening today?
What should I do?
This is nuts, count me out
Hey what else is new

Uh uh uh
Uh it's just days like these
Where nothing works
O- o- out
No things just don't go my way
And I'm about to
Shut down and stop
Giving a fuck about anything oh
Yeah you better get out of my way

10pm the moon shines bright
As I finally make my way back to the car but oh
There's a ticket on the front windshield
It says: "parking violation"
That won't come cheap

Uh uh uh
Uh it's just days like these
Where nothing works
O- o- out
No things just don't go my way
And I'm about to
Shut down and stop
Giving a fuck about anything oh
Yeah you better get out of my way

Oh Mr. Murphy
Dear Mr. Murphy
Oh Mr. Murphy
You told us so

Mr. Murphy
Dear Mr. Murphy
Oh Mr. Murphy
I should have known

Oh Mr. Murphy
Dear Mr. Murphy
Oh I should have known by now
I should have known