You're Gay

You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say
You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say

I'm not saying it's wrong that you just met Nathan and Tom
And now you're baking them scones and tasting their shlongs
Last time I went to the park baked after making a bong
I barfed and came in the pond after raping a swan
But when you say you're dating a blonde bitch who looks great in a thong
I know you're full of shit I'm just playing along
Sorry I fucked your slutty sexy cousin Lexi
But you fucked my fuckin' festy Uncle Jeffery
Now he keeps calling me bawling saying how much he misses you
You think that's the type of gay shit I wanna fucking listen to
Yo those things your friend said please tell me those were lies
He said at a truck stop you sucked off three smelly homeless guys
You don't tease a cute bitch and squeeze a few tits
You see a dude strip then you eat a huge dick
It doesn't seem that you spit for you no semen's too thick
And you try heaps of new tricks with each penis you lick

You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say
You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say

You should wallow in sorrow you drongo it's true
'Cause you love booze and as soon as you get a few Strongbows in you
You get fucked in the ass and start farting and following through
Then you suck the dude's dick ew you're swallowing poo
You got fucked by Tommo and Johnno and Joe and Nicholas
It's so ridiculous I bet you have loads of syphilis
I hate when you try to deny it fuck you
It's fine to be gay but you're a liar and a slut too
Wow it's trippy how you shouted yippee when your mouth
Was icky 'cause you gave every gay in the town a hickie
You've had a thousand stiffies that got brown and sticky you say you ain't gay
But it sounded iffy 'cause I've seen your browser history
Your so called friends are always cold I'm sure they told
Me that your main goal was to have a sore A-hole
You shouldn't get fucked so much don't you know that's dangerous
Dudes who do that end up with prolapsed anuses

You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say
You know what I think I think that you're gay
I think you think about dicks all day
You say licking balls is not what you call foreplay
I say sure mate that's what they all say