Van Man

Please come in (come in)
Take a seat (aha)
Is what the fortune teller
Well she said to me
Sat myself (myself)
On her couch (oh yeah)
Filled with hope
And a sprinkle of doubt
Well as she pulled my future
From inside her purse
Laid the cards on the table
And she said

Well there's a man (a man)
Tall and lean (oh so lean)
He's gonna be the best thing
That you've ever seen
He is blonde (he's blonde)
He is sweet (so sweet)
No other man can possibly compete
Well she winked at me
And said he's really the one
I said please keep talking
And she said

Well you'll know (you'll know)
Who he'll be (aha)
Your knight in shining armour
Sweep you off your feet
You'll be entranced (entranced)
By this man (oh yeah)
He rides a motor bike
And he drives a white van
Well I racked my brains
Thinking who she could mean
You'll meet him in June
Is what she said

She turned a card (a card)
And then she frowned (aha)
My confidence was sinking
Felt my luck running out
She said to me (to me)
Don't be upset (oh no)
But there's something in your future
That you're gonna regret
I said please don't tell me
I don't want to know
Walked out feeling shaken
I must say hey
I was shaken
Bad news
I was shaken
Oooh

It all depends (depends)
What you believe (aha)
Some fortune tellers
Have the tendency to deceive
They'll only tell (oh yeah)
The half of it (aha)
Keep you anticipating
All the stuff they predict
Well it's questionable
If it'll happen to you
Just follow your heart
It speaks the truth

As she foretold (oh yeah)
I've one regret (aha)
That fortune teller I seeked out
Was really a vet
She fixes dogs (really?)
She takes out ticks (eeeeeew)
Your problems and dilemmas
Well she ain't gonna fix
Though the van driving man
Did come into my life
She was right about that
Because now
I'm his wife!