I Drink Beer Every Day

I saw three children
Playing on my lawn
I shot them all dead and they got ate by my dog
The cheriff didn't care as it was my property

My wife just left me
So I turn on the TV
I'd rather hear that than hear her scream
Never mind I lied she's under my floorboards

I drink beer every day
Would you please stop calling me gay
If you don't like Metallica or Iron Maiden then
Go away

I am retired
Used to be a cop
Discriminate minorities was all I did at my job
But now I'm too old, so they had to let me go

'cause I was fired
Yeah I lied again
I was bribed by some fine dressed businessmen
They had no other choice, as it wasn't good PR

I drink beer every day

Would you please stop calling me gay
If you don't like Metallica or Iron Maiden then
Go away

Once when I was a small boy
A big man came up to me
He told me the Beatles was the greatest
Band he's ever seen

He told me their lyrics was like written words of poetry
I told him suck my dick and lick my balls that's
Not even true

I am old
Suck my cock
I have child porn on my PC
And I better not get caught
I will violate your anus
If you don't like classic rock

I drink beer every day
Would you please stop calling me gay
If you don't like Metallica or Iron Maiden then

I drink beer every day
Would you please stop calling me gay
If you don't like Metallica or Iron Maiden then
Go away



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