Tarantulas

'I'm the man who faked his death
But then complained once he found out
That his family sold all of his possessions'

Drat Saddam, a mad dastard
So dastardly
A bastard dick, ducking
Like I'm cuffing
Or fucking
A muffin
Weird, but we like it
Ignite it
Despite the madcap way to come into a beat
Haphazard, I spasm
Throwing shots like I'm Wazza
Spin-a-Rooney, whilst omitting the rudeness
In a ruthless manner
Bruce Lee on a Tuesday
But I know it ain't facts when I wake up
Cos I just got chinged
And I wanna be a woman
So, give me some make-up

I shout in my sleep
I'm mentally ill
I'm nothing really special
For I like a quick thrill

I shout in my sleep
I'm mentally ill
I'm nothing really special
For I like a quick thrill

I'm an alpha male
I'm an alpha male
I'm a scantily clad alpha male
With nothing to lose in the world

I'm an alpha male
I'm an alpha male
I'm a scantily clad alpha male
With nothing to lose in the world

I like superficial clothes
And superficial beats
Superficial people
On superficial streets
Won't take my mask off
Metaphorically
Will keep my mask on
Herd mentality
I like guns, violence, knives and blood
I'll make your woman cum with half a single thrust
For my cock is so huge
My cock is so huge
Gotta seek refuge cos my egos so huge

It's not a joke
It's not funny

I'm a scantily clad bredrin
With nothing to lose in the world
I'm an alpha male
I'm an alpha male

I bet you thought I was being sincere
When I spoke of shouting in my sleep –

I shout in my sleep
I'm mentally ill
I'm nothing really special
For I like a quick thrill

If you want butterflies and daises
Ooh, well
You've come to the wrong place
Wipe that smile off your face

I shout in my sleep

Cos I'm an alpha male
I'm alpha male, damn
I'm a scantily clad alpha male
With nothing to lose in the world

I'm an alpha male
I'm an alpha male
I'm a scantily clad alpha male
With nothing to lose at all