The Festivus Song

A Festivus for the rest of us
We don't need no Christmas
So sit right back and enjoy your day
On this Festivus Holiday

Get your family and friends and gather around
Tell them all the ways that they have let you down
Yes, it's a very special day
Full of heartache and dismay

Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling ling ling
Festivus time is so attracting
Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling ling ling
I find tinsel
Distracting

A Festivus for the rest of us
We don't need no Christmas
So sit right back and enjoy the day
On this Festivus Holiday

Many Christmases a gentleman went to buy a doll for his son
He reached for the last one they had
But so did another man
As he rained blows upon the other man
He realized there had to be a better way

Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling ling ling
Aluminum pole instead of a tree
Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling ling ling
Now roll up your sleeves and
Fight me

A Festivus for the rest of us
We don't need no Christmas
So sit right back and enjoy the day
On this Festivus Holiday
A Festivus for the rest of us
We don't need no Christmas
So sit right back and enjoy the day
On this Festivus Holiday
A Festivus for the rest of us
We don't need no Christmas
So sit right back and enjoy the day
On this Festivus Holiday

This Holiday's a little out there



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