Everywhere

Hahahaha
Hi guys
Yeah, I got something to say
Yo, like
Let me first introduce myself
To kinda break the ice
Right?

Welcome to the math class, I'm the new teacher
We got John, we got Jane, we got Peter
Alright good, what the homework is guys?
Ok nevermind, forget, my own rules will apply
Now look, I got questions to ask
And right after your answer I'll give you a task
Who goes first? Man I see your hand
Now we'll understand how good you're at math
What is 2 times 5, Go Shun?
Isn't it 10?
That's right, drink one!
Drink What?
Well, I got some tequila
You answer then drink, I repeat that's the deal, ah
Okay see the next task, don't cry
I'm giving you a word and you gonna find rhymes
Let's move on, find it out together who's the real champ
I just wanna know whether or not you can rap
Are you even gonna grade us?
Oh yeah, you look like 10
Nice body nice lips, simply giving no chance
Btw, ah, you got plans for the evening?
You just looking so good, I still can't believe it
Teacher that's enough, this is nothing like math
You're making me nervous, I'm getting so mad
You know what? I don't need your stress
Just get off my song
You mean class?
Oh yes

Yeah, to anyone who wanna leave the classroom
I don't really mind, just do what you want

I got no place, I'm everywhere
Simply think of me, I'm already there
If you can find me, means we gotta share
Some moments, promise, they'll be rare
But if you think we ain't gonna chill
I mean, something's wrong, please take a pill
You know, I might be a headache cuz I will
Keep going, know, my mind is ill

So you can actually find me in all of that weird places
Like

Welcome to the library, I'm your book
Hurry up and open me, see how I cook
I mean, wait, before we can start
Just beware of my rules, think twice, think smart
I know well that we are in the library
No one making noise cuz silence is primary
But I do speak loud when you read me
If you think that's toxic as a book I'm Britney
Okay, ready? Go to page 2
Why we skip first?
I don't got a clue
Now I'm gonna tell you who am I try
To hold on till the end you'll later get why
I'm a tired and a hungry giraffe
One sec. wait
I'm serious, why you laughin'?
Look, my struggle is I wanna eat stars
I'm tall. still too short for reaching that far
Double standards? That's who I am
Can you please keep silent?
Oh yeah, sorry ma'am
Seems like my story is getting too noisy
I'm so upset nobody enjoys me
The librarian just got off her place
She looks angry, just look at her face
She closed me and threw me out of the room
But don't worry she'll read me and then take me back soon

And to all of the librarians
Who got the same face expression 24 7

I got no place, I'm everywhere
Simply think of me, I'm already there
If you can find me, means we gotta share
Some moments, promise, they'll be rare
But if you think we ain't gonna chill
I mean, something's wrong, please take a pill
You know, I might be a headache cuz I will
Keep going, know, my mind is ill

Why you stopped, go on

Yeah, I went to the grocery store yesterday
We started a small talk with the cashier
She was like
Hey I know you, you were my math teacher, right?
But I didn't remember her
But she was still interesting
Man you just talking too much
Fk, again this librarian