You Don't Know (A Thing)

Hey mama mama in the winter
Hey mama mama in the spring
Hey mama mama come winter
Oh you don't
You don't know a

Now this is a story
A moot allegory
Please sit down and let us begin
Not fiction or fact
Some wit with no tact
A tale of original sin

Now this man was a catch
Had his money in stacks
Inherited esteem by his name
He thought himself mighty
A god of inciting
'Twas nature he wanted to claim

Hey mama mama in the winter
Hey mama mama in the spring
Hey mama mama come winter
Oh you don't
You don't know a thing

She was a floozy
So ripe and so juicy
Ensnarement was part of her plan
She rose to the top
And no one could stop
Her power over covetous man

Hey mama mama in the winter (sing it)
Hey mama mama in the spring (ha ha ha)
Hey mama mama come winter
Oh you don't
You don't know a thing
I said you don't know a thing

I said hey mama mama in the winter
Hey mama mama in the spring
Well I said hey mama mama come winter
Yeah you don't
You don't know a thing
Ha ha

She could break him in a sunder
He was as soft as the thunder
Don't they belong together
Oh I don't
I don't know a thing
Oh let's see what forever will bring

I said hey mama mama in the winter
Hey mama mama in the spring
I said hey mama mama come winter
Oh you don't
You don't know a thing

I said hey mama mama in the winter
Hey mama mama in the spring
I said hey mama mama come winter
Oh you don't
You don't know a thing
Hey come on now

I said hey oh (hey oh)
I said hey oh (hey oh)
I said hey oh (hey oh)
Oh mama you don't know a thing

I said hey oh (hey oh)
I said hey oh (hey oh)
I said hey oh hey oh
Oh mama you don't know a thing