Cat on the Track (feat. Craig Dye)

As I grew older, it was hard to keep jumping
So the human thought we could try a new thing
We landed on dressage, and we studied patterns new
I learned to halt square and still for a beat or two

We went to a show at a barn that was nearby
They had friendly, pretty cats that really caught my eye
One climbed in the human's car and sunbathed on the dash
As we went in the ring to show, another dashed right past!

We made our salute and I trotted off brightly
Turned to the left and did a circle at E
Came across the diagonal and headed for the back
And all of a sudden, the cat jumped on the track!

There's a cat on the track!
What do we do?
There's a cat on the track
And he's looking at you!

We looked at each other and neither one would budge
I went trotting on and the human asked the judge,
"There's a cat on the track! What do I do?"
The judge said, "Come off the track and carry through."

I yielded off the wall and I picked up my canter
The human smiled like a happy camper
Our score that day was the best we ever got
Cause the human asked the question and I kept my bright trot

There was a cat on the track!
What did we do?
There was a cat on the track
So we asked someone who knew

If there's a cat on your track
And you don't know what to do
Find someone with the facts
And ask how to get through