Southern Fried Sass

It don't mean a hill of beans
To always hold onto your pride
If sayin' what you mean
Leaves all your friends fit to be tied

Just can your peaches
Hush your mouth, quit bein' ugly
Mix in that southern charm
'Til it's nice and warm and bubbly

It really ain't that hard
To just bite your tongue and say bless their hearts

'Cause if you ain't got nothin' nice to say
Then change the way you say it
Don't matter what you're cookin' up
It's all in how you bake it, just add
A little lovin' and whatever's in your flask
'Cause everything is better with some southern fried sass

Why settle for a spoonful?
Use the whole dang cup of sugar
What you're makin' ain't medicine
But it's so good for ya

So say what's on your mind
If you really wanna risk it
Or butter your words up
Like a fluffy flaky biscuit

And if they can't take the heat
Just give 'em a sweeter recipe

'Cause if you ain't got nothin' nice to say
Then change the way you say it
Don't matter what you're cookin' up
It's all in how you bake it, just add
A little lovin' and whatever's in your flask
'Cause everything is better with some southern fried sass

Oh, yeah
I've always found it's easy as pie
To serve what you want when it's southern-fried

'Cause if you ain't got nothin' nice to say
Then change the way you say it
Don't matter what you're cookin' up
It's all in how you bake it, just add
A little lovin' and whatever's in your flask
'Cause everything is better with some southern fried sass
Yes, everything is better with some southern fried sass