E.L.F. (Egalitarian Labour Federation)

Oh we got ourselves a factory
Chatting and gift wrapping
Gabbing's what is happening
Matter of fact there are toys you can't imagine
Rolling into our sleigh
(Rolling into our sleigh)

Oh we're packing pretty quickly
Santa's greased up to get going down the chimney
Jolly and merely he sneaks in so swiftly
Ostentatious kinda display
(What he said display)

Oh it's a hell of a holiday
Working and sweating the day away
Oh it's a hell of a holiday
Working and sweating without no pay

Next year we're gonna form ourselves a union
Damn right we're gonna do it
Go on strike on for the Holiday
And we'll build ourselves a learjet
Fly out to Marrakesh
Seaside sucking on a candy cane
Sounding tasty today

(Son of a polar bear)

Don't get me started on the coffee
Beans are not imported
They're bulk buy'n it from 'Target'
Our dingy break room def needs a new carpet
Before we'll unchain the door

Sammy snuck in from across the border
He was a south pole smoking hard kinda worker
Got a foot twice caught up inside of the wrapper
Lost two toes on the floor
(Oops three toes on the floor)

Next year we're gonna form ourselves a union
Damn right we're gonna do it
Go on strike on for the Holiday
And we'll build ourselves a learjet
Fly out to Marrakesh
Seaside sucking on a candy cane

No contract, no peace!
A Christmas bonus ain't a Christmas tree
No contract, no peace!
But you better be giving up a Christmas feast
You better be giving up a Christmas feast

The conveyer belt is never working
Our backs breaking team earning till we're burnin
Never see a penny and this ain't freak'n worth it
While the boss has his boot up and snores
(Snores)

Next year we're gonna form ourselves a union
Damn right we're gonna do it
Go on strike on for the Holiday
And we'll build ourselves a learjet
Fly out to Marrakesh
Seaside sucking on a candy cane

Oh it's a hell of a holiday
Working and sweating the day away
Oh it's a hell of a holiday
Working and sweating without no pay
Rather be seaside sucking on a candy cane

(Son of a polar bear)



Credits
Writer(s): Timothy Gerard De Graauw, Pineapple Cowboy
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