Three Nights Drunk

The first night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
I found three horses in my yard
Where my horse oughta be
Come here my pretty little miss
Explain this thing to me
Oh what do these three horses here
Where my horse oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only three sweet milking cows
My mammy sent to me
Well I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle upon a milkcow's back
I never did see before

The second night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
I found three coats hanging on the rack
Where my coat oughta be
Come here my pretty little miss
Explain this thing to me
How come three coats hanging on the rack
Where my coat oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a bedquilt
My mammy sent to me
Well I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
Pockets upon a bedquilt
I never did see before

The third night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
I found three heads laying on the pillow
Where my head oughta be
Come here my pretty little miss
Explain this thing to me
How come three heads laying on the pillow
Where my head oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only three nice cabbage heads
My mammy sent to me
Well I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle upon a milk cow's back
Pockets on a bed-quilt
And a mustache on a cabbage head
I never did see before



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