Johnny Weird Beard

Didn't go to school, and he hated class
Because his life was a pain in the ass
Took his pet rock it was time to go
Straight to Tijujana Mexico

Johnny Weird Beard
Johnny Weird Beard

Went to see a shrink, asked what's wrong with me
I can spit straight and it burns when I pee
He didn't speak Spanish so he tapped his head
The shrink just smiled, danced a jig instead

Johnny Weird Beard
Johnny Weird Beard

Saw some pinatas hanging from a tree
Asked the taxi driver if the candy was free
Said it was his birthday so it's okay
He turned three hundred forty two yesterday

Johnny Weird Beard
Johnny Weird Beard

The punk emo kids that were in the town
All had a sad face and they liked to frown
But when they saw Johnny Wieird beard
The laughed and danced and lost their fear

Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard



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Writer(s): Jacques Star
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