Mad Hatter

Well, hello there, it's me
With how it's gonna be, settle down, and listen up good
The old hatter is gone, but the hat must go on
Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and toe the line
While I redefine how this all will be mine
I have a dream that's got a full head of steam

What is true, what is not, will both change in a shot
People, me, I couldn't care less
'Cause in two seconds flat, living under my hat
Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way when you want to play
Something more than croquet
You catch my drift?
A little personal gift

I'm the mad hatter, come and follow me, this is it
The mad hatter, all you gotta do is submit
And if you don't, my friend, well then in the end
There'll be nothing left to defend
Know what I mean?
When you're facing the queen

Upper-cased, double-spaced, everyone gets a taste
And a brand-new leather hat band
But to participate, let me reiterate, you must first put me in command
I'm the wonder, understand
Under Wonderland, put the reins in my hand
I'll do the rest, as soon as you've acquiesced

I'm the mad hatter, offering a little bit more
The mad hatter, giving you what you're looking for
I am your best worst case for the choice you face
I'm the fastest rat in the race
It's me or the queen and her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do
There is nothing too taboo
I will lie, I will cheat
I will track you down and then hit delete, tout suite
So, sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter
Pledge allegiance while you still can
The mad hatter, more than just a hat with a plan
I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong
And I'll still be going real strong
The bottom line is everything will be fine
As all the planets align, it's gonna be so divine
When all of this will be mine