Cream Cheese (The Title Track)

I'm gonna tell you about my favorite food of all the foods, yeah
Cream cheese is my favorite food
Eat it every day when I'm in the mood
Going down to the grocery store

Gonna get cream cheese galore
Put it in my cart heading to the store
Getting all that cream cheese galore
Like I just said to you

Getting cream cheese
More cheese if you please
Someone said, why do you like cream cheese
Well I said, sit down, I gotta tell you about my cream cheese fantasies

I get it with my toast, get it with my bagels
Sometimes I put it in a blender, then I drink a cream cheese smoothie
It's very nutritious
Eating cream cheese every day just makes me feel something

Something unknown that you've never experienced before
The true happiness that I only get from eating cream cheese
Cream cheese is my favorite food

Eat it every day when I'm in the mood
Going down to the grocery store
Gonna get cream cheese galore
Put it in my cart heading to the store

Getting all that cream cheese galore
Like I just said to you
Getting cream cheese
More cheese if you please

Stick a fork in my eye
And force me to say that I like cottage cheese
I just de-fenestrate you right on the spot
Guess what

I'd never say that I don't like cream cheese
And I'd never say I like something other than cream cheese
Gotta get that vitamin cheese
That I only get from shoveling cream cheese into my mouth

Have it all three meals
Then I have it for dessert
If I don't get cheesecake
I'm getting cream cheesecake, yeah

Oh you thought the chorus was gonna happen
No, I gotta keep telling you about cream cheese
Did I mention it's my favorite food
Yeah, I eat cream cheese all the time, yeah

Get it from Aldi, probably
Off-brand cream cheese just hits differently than the name brand
If you know, then you know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cream cheese is my favorite food
Eat it every day when I'm in the mood
Going down to the grocery store
Gonna get cream cheese galore

Put it in my cart heading to the store
Getting all that cream cheese galore
Like I just said to you
Getting cream cheese

More cheese if you please
Cream cheese is my favorite food
Eat it every day when I'm in the mood
Going down to the grocery store

Gonna get cream cheese galore
Put it in my cart heading to the store
Getting all that cream cheese galore
Like I just said to you

Getting cream cheese
More cheese if you please