Homo Selfiensis
I make pics, therefore I am!
To share on Facebook, Tinder, WhatsApp, Instagram
But simple pics they are not
They're shots of me and they're quite a lot
When I get dressed, drink my tea, take the bus, show off the new tatoo on my belly
Picture me working, shopping or eating in some deli, you will follow every action of me
To be or not to selfie is essential for my destiny
If I don't get "liked" many times a minute
I'll post more sexy pictures of me
There's just no limit
When I drive my car, fill it with fuel, during a pit-stop at the bar, when I'm playing pool
When I am drunk, when I am sober, when I take a walk and when that walk is finally over
All these amazing destinations I went to visit
Don't remember anything but a selfie with a landscape and me all over it;
At the Whitney, at the MoMA, the Met, Guggenheim or Frick's,
No masterpieces to be seen, only my stoopid face's pics
Look at me in my new car, look at me in front of the Eiffel Tower
At the Taj Mahal, Colosseum, atop the Statue of Liberty
Next to Big Ben and then look at me eating Nobu's sushi
When I watch a movie, when I pick my nose
When I'm at a wedding or when they clip the nails of my toes
When I'm sick, when I'm well, a little selfie & I'm sure you can tell
If I am happy, if I am sad, if I'm the king or if I've been had
Let me influence you with my fake smile, let me show you my dashing style
Don'tilookgoo, don'tilookgoo, don'tilookgoo, don't I
For all my "friends" another selfie, and another selfie,
And then a belfie, and another selfie, and maybe a sexfie,
And another selfie, don't forget to "like" me, don't forget to "like" me, another selfie
Don't forget to "like" me... selfie, "like" me
To share on Facebook, Tinder, WhatsApp, Instagram
But simple pics they are not
They're shots of me and they're quite a lot
When I get dressed, drink my tea, take the bus, show off the new tatoo on my belly
Picture me working, shopping or eating in some deli, you will follow every action of me
To be or not to selfie is essential for my destiny
If I don't get "liked" many times a minute
I'll post more sexy pictures of me
There's just no limit
When I drive my car, fill it with fuel, during a pit-stop at the bar, when I'm playing pool
When I am drunk, when I am sober, when I take a walk and when that walk is finally over
All these amazing destinations I went to visit
Don't remember anything but a selfie with a landscape and me all over it;
At the Whitney, at the MoMA, the Met, Guggenheim or Frick's,
No masterpieces to be seen, only my stoopid face's pics
Look at me in my new car, look at me in front of the Eiffel Tower
At the Taj Mahal, Colosseum, atop the Statue of Liberty
Next to Big Ben and then look at me eating Nobu's sushi
When I watch a movie, when I pick my nose
When I'm at a wedding or when they clip the nails of my toes
When I'm sick, when I'm well, a little selfie & I'm sure you can tell
If I am happy, if I am sad, if I'm the king or if I've been had
Let me influence you with my fake smile, let me show you my dashing style
Don'tilookgoo, don'tilookgoo, don'tilookgoo, don't I
For all my "friends" another selfie, and another selfie,
And then a belfie, and another selfie, and maybe a sexfie,
And another selfie, don't forget to "like" me, don't forget to "like" me, another selfie
Don't forget to "like" me... selfie, "like" me
Credits
Writer(s): Sebastien Kellner
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