life of the party

Acquaintances are here
And I want to get to know them
You clutch me, steering wheel
Drive us both into a ditch
So sad and weird
On some shit that I'd never do to you
Emotions always valid
But you play me like a ballad
So my keys sound dull and weak
But when the sun bites the dust
Then I see

That you're kind of mean
And when you get drunk
You think you reign supreme
Scapegoat me every single time
Plastic crime

I'm the Life of the Party
When I walk into the room
It's all about me in your head
So you're face flushed
Burgundy red
Again
Boom
I'm in a corner drinking Blue Moon
You don't know it yet but all eyes are on you
'Cause you are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
Embarrassing
Life of the Party
Ride or die on my kitchen floor
And yet, all you think is I want you to be underscored
Like, just 'cause I'm gay don't mean I seek attention
Kind of like drunks aren't always the victim

Next, the overdue fallout
My home seems so much bigger now
Call moving on a lie, an excuse
But stop telling people that I abandoned you
You leave the party
And you walk out the door
Asking me to go outside
And tell me why
You can't be my friend
'Cause I still let others in

You're just mean
And when you get drunk
You ruin everything
Petty little fights
Chased by red and blue lights

I'm the Life of the Party
When I walk into the room
It's all about me in your head
So you're face flushed
Burgundy red
Then
Blue
I'm in a corner drinking Blue Moon
Won't say tomorrow that other people judge you
'Cause you do
You do
This every time
And they know
They know
It makes me cry
The Life of the Party
Even though I'm always with you
Holding your hair
While you puke in the bathroom
Broken hearts still know how to love, but
You're not broken
Just a drunk

You're kind of mean
And when you get drunk as shit
You think that you reign supreme
But what about your best friend
Me
'Cause I'm in the corner drinking Blue Moon
Defending you, saying
She's just going through
Super rough shit
And that's why
Every year we celebrate
I'm crucified

I'm the Life of the Party
When I walk into the room
'Cause they said I light it up without you
You're still ice cold
Made me blue
Gold
I'm in the center with the corkscrew
And to this day, they still ask about you
Like
How is
How is
How is she
Is she
Is she
Is she still a

Well yes
'Cause when you're frozen ice
You never change shit
Or grow in your life
Every
Everyone
Out to get you
The Life
The Party
Never had time to
Never had time to