Hot Toddy

It's about that time of year
Where we Stand in long lines
Buying holiday cheer
Sunny outside
No chance of snow
Invited to parties
I dont wanna go, to

Family dinners
At Grandma's place
It's the kind of thing
You love to hate
And She set me up
With a boy from church
And Invited him over
Just to make it worse

If the holiday seasons
Got you in a twist
Here's a remedy
It goes like this

First
A shot of whiskey
Two
If you're feeling frisky
Then a splash of water
Leave it out
To keep it stronger
And Grab your honey
And squeeze some lemon
Cinnamon stick
Let's ease the tension
Skip the eggnog
Irish coffee
All you need is a
Hot toddy

Parent's pulling out the photobook
They think it's real cute
To take look
Can't wait to open up
My new pjs
Two sizes too big
Just like always
Awkward conversations
I can't ignore
And Hearing grandpa's verdict
In the family court
Ignore the crazy
From my Aunt Sherry
And mother's classic
When you gettin married

If the holiday seasons
Got you in a twist
Here's a little remedy
It's liquid bliss

First
A shot of whiskey
Two
If you're feeling frisky
Then a splash of water
Leave it out
To keep it stronger
And Grab your honey
And squeeze some lemon
Cinnamon stick
Let's ease the tension
Skip the eggnog
Irish coffee
All you need is a
Hot toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy
I need a hottie toddy

First
A shot of whiskey
Two
If you're feeling frisky
Then a splash of water
Leave it out
To keep it stronger
And Grab your honey
And squeeze some lemon
Cinnamon stick
Let's ease the tension
Skip the eggnog
Irish coffee
All you need is a
Hot toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy
I need a hottie toddy
I want my hottie toddy
Need my hottie toddy
So where's my hottie Toddy
I need my hottie toddy
Just a hottie toddy
Hottie toddy
So where's my hottie Toddy