A Guide to Carp
Here is your Carp
Here is his feed
When you're at the park
Keep him on a lead
They have a tendency
To be
Vicious at times
But slow nonetheless
Please worry not
They're wonderful pets
You're gonna have a ball
She said
Keep in mind however
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
Carp spots a dog
Eating his lunch
Carp comes along
Munch munch munch
It turns out that he's quite
A dick
So I take him home
Put him in a bag
Back to the store
But I felt kind of bad
I brought him back a friend
Instead
Because of what she said
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
Here is his feed
When you're at the park
Keep him on a lead
They have a tendency
To be
Vicious at times
But slow nonetheless
Please worry not
They're wonderful pets
You're gonna have a ball
She said
Keep in mind however
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
Carp spots a dog
Eating his lunch
Carp comes along
Munch munch munch
It turns out that he's quite
A dick
So I take him home
Put him in a bag
Back to the store
But I felt kind of bad
I brought him back a friend
Instead
Because of what she said
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
Carps get along just fine
As long as one's a male
And the other's a female
Then you will have
A lot of little carps
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
They're not in high demand
They won't sell well
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