Lizard's Lament
Who am I kidding
I can't start this rigorous working out in this point in my life!
It's too late, I blew it
I wasted my life, and now it's almost over
When a man has to face, that he's about to die
He thinks of all the things he'd never done
I never ate a snail, never got to hunt a fly
Just had them fed to me by everyone
Never ate algae straight from the sea
Never got nothing but lettuce, always lands in Squirtle's pee
I never stole a bird's eggs, never chased a squirrel
Never got to show my slick moves to a girl
(breathing)
Never got to be a desert or a mountain dweller
I never got to give anyone salmonella
(door creaking)
I can't start this rigorous working out in this point in my life!
It's too late, I blew it
I wasted my life, and now it's almost over
When a man has to face, that he's about to die
He thinks of all the things he'd never done
I never ate a snail, never got to hunt a fly
Just had them fed to me by everyone
Never ate algae straight from the sea
Never got nothing but lettuce, always lands in Squirtle's pee
I never stole a bird's eggs, never chased a squirrel
Never got to show my slick moves to a girl
(breathing)
Never got to be a desert or a mountain dweller
I never got to give anyone salmonella
(door creaking)
Credits
Writer(s): Robert Smigel, Adam R Sandler
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