I'm Straight

I called this number three
Times already today
But I, I got scared, I put it back in place—
I put my phone back in place

I still don't know if I
Should have called up
Look, just tell me why don't you
If I am out of place

Cause here's your chance to make me feel awkward

And wish that I
Had never even called up this place

I saw you though today
Walk by with Hippie Johnny

I had to call up and say how I want to take his place

See I've watched
Yeah I've watched you walk by today with hippie Johnny
He is always stoned
He is never straight

Look im straight
I am straight
I am straight
And I want to take his place
See I'm straight
I am straight
And I had to call up and say
How I want to take his place
Why always stoned
Stoned like hippie Johnny is
See I am, I am straight
And I want to take his place
See I'm straight
I am Straight
I'm straight
And I want to
Take his place

I've watched you yeah
I've watched you meet
These little boyfriends
And you tell how they're deep

Look if theyre really eager
If they're really this perfect
If they really want to take this place
Tell me, why can't they at least take this place and take it straight?

Why always stoned, stoned like hippie Johnny is?
See I am straight and I want to take his place
Why always stoned, stoned like hippie Johnny is?
See I am straight and I want to take his place



Credits
Writer(s): Jonathan Micheal Richman
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