Overweight

I was born in an ordinary place
I came into this world full of grace
A smile of greedy happiness crossed my face
And now I'm twenty-four stone

Whatever they put in front of me, I ate
The cardinal sin was not to finish your plate
It's no surprise that I'm a tad overweight
Oh yeah I'm twenty-four stone
Right now, I'm twenty-four stone
I'm twenty-four stone

I could have moved, I could have got up and run
I could have taken a healthier option than that iced bun
But sticking to a diet never seemed like too much fun
And now I'm twenty-four stone
And now I'm twenty-four stone
RIght now, I'm twenty-four stone

When it's my time to see the doctor or the nurse
They look amazed my prognosis isn't worse
One day I'll have to leave the house in a hearse
That's what happens, when you're twenty-four stone
When you're twenty-four stone

When you're twenty-four stone
Oh yeah
Heavy rock
Heavy rolling

I ask my baby not to make me any tea
She says now honey, that wouldn't be so good for me
Growing boys need to eat their meat and greens
And now I'm twenty-four stone
Right now, I'm twenty-four stone
I'm twenty-four stone

Heavy rolling

I could have moved, I could have got up and run
I could have taken a healthier option than that iced bun
But sticking to a diet, yeah, it never seemed like too much fun
Right now, I'm twenty-four stone

I just can't stop
Sugary pop

I was born in an ordinary place
Came into this world full of grace
A smile of greedy happiness crossed my face
And now I'm twenty-four stone
And now I'm twenty-four stone
Right now, I'm twenty-four stone
And now I'm twenty-four stone

Heavy rolling