Legend

This one's for the great number eight
Best Laker ever, gone too soon
We can't forget what he taught us
Never give up, show no mercy
And always ask for consent

When I go down, I'ma be a legend
Can't stop now, but they say it's the end
Fuck y'all fools, man, you don't know me
I write my own rules, you can call me Kobe
I'ma be a legend
You can call me Kobe

Been here 20 years, so what you expect
My longevity is what keeps me erect
Ha, long enough I should call a doctor
Your girl swung by and I shuttlecocked her
Sorry, I'm not much for badminton
But I must admit she got one bad kitten
Too tight, I couldn't even fit in
So she sucked me off while I was shittin' (blumpkin)

Can't stop once I make a decision
In the bed, on the court, man, I got that vision
Come at me, you're in for a collision
And the only thing that you're gonna get is my derision
You can't match my technical proficiency
Any position, I'm the master of efficiency
In her snatch, I do my job religiously
It's my mission, so I got these bitches missing me

On a yacht, off the coast of Italy
Pounding twat, I might give this girl an injury
Eight hoes, I really think they into me
Keep 'em cumming like Thanos to infinity

When I go down, I'ma be a legend
Can't stop now, but they say it's the end
Fuck y'all fools, man, you don't know me
I write my own rules, you can call me Kobe
I'ma be a legend
You can call me Kobe

They say every star's gotta fade away
Baby, I'm a legend, I'm here to stay
24 hours, eight days a week
I go so hard, man, I don't sleep
They wonder how I last so long
I'm fucking right now while you hear this song
Scoring every night since I was eight years old
Got that snake venom, make my blood run cold

Leaving cheeks purple like an LA Laker
So much damage they call me the earthquaker
Deep in the yeast like I was your baker
Jiggling those titties, just call me the milkshaker
I'm Jrew, but call me Mr. 81
That's how many girls it takes to make me cum
'Bout to set a world record, before I'm done
You can bet I'ma be the fucking champion

Get it? I got that longevity
My name in gold, leave behind a legacy
If you're sick, my dick is the remedy
Fuck the world, everybody is my enemy

When I go down, I'ma be a legend
Can't stop now, but they say it's the end
Fuck y'all fools, man, you don't know me
I write my own rules, you can call me Kobe
I'ma be a legend
You can call me Kobe

Hit it from behind, like a game winner
She eat the meat, like a chicken dinner
I got five rings, one on every finger
And no I'm not a saint, you know I'm a sinner, uh
Kill the pussy, then I eat it like Dahmer
Blow my load like a suicide bomber
Stay hard, you can't stop the Black Mamba
I need to get calmer, call a snake charmer

Jugs so big, call that bitch my Dairy Queen
So, I let her take a ride on my limousine
She's a buzzer, no time left, I'ma beater
I'm the chief, yeah, you can call me Master Skeeter
Dive in, wear that pussy like a helmet
Make a mess on her chest and her pelvis
I think we're gonna need housekeeping
Knock her ass out, leave while she's sleeping

Watch your mouth though, I love my haters
Stick my jaw out like an alligator
I'll stare you down, my mugs are the meanest
My whips are the cleanest, and I'm not gonna see you later
I'm an animal, whole different genus
Don't work at Apple, but these bars come from a genius
Banging twins, Serena and Venus
It's an honor to receive most valuable penis (MVP)

When I go down, I'ma be a legend
Can't stop now, but they say it's the end
Fuck y'all fools, man, you don't know me
I write my own rules, you can call me Kobe
I'ma be a legend
You can call me Kobe

Uh, K-O-B-E, baby that's me
I'm Mr. Nixon, call me J Nizzy
Or Jrew, whatever, that works too