Breastpump

Hold up you guys
Alright, so I was standing in this long ass line
Outside of this club called
Ugh, whatever
Uhm, It was really fucking freezing out
And my hands were literally turning blue
When I finally got to the big bad bold bouncer, you know
He said
'Empty out your pockets love, or I'm done with you'
Whatever
I said: 'Okay, I'll start with the left one, you got a minute?'

Passport
Hairtie
Coins
Lighter
Hairtie
Condom
Earplug
Flip Phone
Earring
Lipstick
Watches
Tram Card
Receipt
Sugar
Saltines
Pepper
Scrabble
Housekeys
Pony pack
Bagpipe
Snickers
Sandwich
Setlist
Xannies
Taser
Green card
Piercing
Spellbook
Karen
Teabag
Dog Treat
Frogleg

Huh?
Why is that in her pocket
Huh?
Take it out of your pocket

Stop getting mad at me!
All i'm trying to do is empty out my pockets
Like the bouncer told me to
Ok guys, Let's empty out the right one
Ready?
Yeah!

Doll Head
Sigarette
Remote
Starbucks
David
Nicole
Blue Cheese
Goldfish
Elfbar
Grandma
Fake Tan
Candle
Poke Bowl
Straightener
Tambourine
Ketamine
Visine
Menstrual cup
Birdseed
Sports bra
Rabbit foot
Invisalign
Wisdom tooth
Breast pump
Glitter
Tampon
Catnip
Dad's car
Stethoscope
Magnum
Bowling ball
Gummy beer

What?
So much junk in those pockets
Huh?
Will she be able to dump it?
What?
So much junk in those pockets (Seriously though, What the fuck?)
Huh (I, I, I, I,)
Will she be able to dump it? (I just don't understand)

Spaghetti
Slime
Dildo
Crochet
Lady bug
Christals
Lollypop
Keys
Painting
Grey hair
Tie wraps
Abba cd
Sunshine
Teacup
Deodorant
Hagelslag
Banana
Cockring
Soapbar
Coffee
Henna
Yoga pants
Domino
Tamagotchi
Letter
Chains
Liquorice
Playdough
Ginger
Croissant, tupper ware, e bike, hotdog, radio, kalender
Lampshade, grenade, carrot, moneys, salmari, legobrick
Whistle, glasses, pukebag, cucumber, bikini, chocolate
Beer can, nail polish, bricks, pictures, doorbell, flowers
Recipe, TV, brownie, roadmap, hairbrush, spacesuit, secrets
Tortoise, panties, wedding ring and fennel



Credits
Writer(s): Kate Oram, Luna Becking
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