A Little Theorizing - A Cappella

Boot up your computer, stick a disk in your console's drive
Whatever platform you're choosing, it's time to switch on your mind
Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNAF or those evenings down in the mines
But if you look past all those shiny graphics, you'll be surprised what you'll find

Inside these worlds we love, behind our TV screens
There's so much to discover when you peek between
The tiny gaps in the story, science, math and the lore
We've got all that to explore, plus there's some decent memes

How hard does a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go?
Frogger might not last in biology class, but have you tried to dissect a Toad?
How creepers get to explode, the secrets buried in code
You'll never guess what happened to the guests that were left in that restaurant though

In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement, your world becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every level you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team, we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it's time we did a little theorizing

It's a whole lot of research and the clues keep piling up
But you're not a ScottGames teaser (Ah!), you're already bright enough
So sit back and grab a Diet Coke or a can full of human souls
And ask if you might survive the jump, chucking nuggets into the hole

Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion
So you think to try it at the bottom of the ocean
Get the phsyics right or glass will probably be broken
Then it's still more likely than the FNAF box ever opening (Ha-ha-ha!)

Carrion flesh, Marionnettes
Keeping companions fed
How old Ash Ketchum gets
And we all know Sans is Ness!

Never had a thought of Markiplier getting freaky
With a Pokémon made by combining other species
Volcanic pressure washing, coughing, dogs inside the TV
The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me

The secrets of the bottle flip, the Ender Dragon obelisks
Just why is Zipper's body zipped, a million other theories
You may get a wealth of knowledge
But you aren't as rich as Luigi!

In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement, your world becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every level you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team, we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it's time we did a little theorizing

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But we're not contained to video games, there's loads to explore
Will you or the food expire first, locked in a grocery store?
When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door?
And five pro-strats for surviving traps if you were chosen in Saw (Mm!)

The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom starship
The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars
Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks
Or the best hamburger tactics when you're stacking the parts

If everyone together does a clap and a half
We add the decibels we measure, then map that on a graph
You'd see that we don't need professors here for cracking the answers
It's clever, but never forget we're having a laugh

And we'll do a lot of learning on the way
The gears are always churning, so just turn another page
Whoever said that work should be impervious to play
Never looked to peek behind the curtains of the games

A curious community is spinning the globe
You could join us, too, but it's a slippery slope
I'm addicted, so I think I'll pick the theories we wrote
Then I'll wrap them with a bow and give it to the Pope, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement, your world becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every level you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve

These games have secrets inside
And as a team, we can find them
You've a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
(But that's just a theory)
I think it's time we did a little theorizing (a game theory)

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(A game theory!) I think it's time we did a little theorizing