Plz Mrs Santa

Please, Mrs. Santa you're my number one
Without our love God knows what I've done
But if we're exposed it's the end of all the fun
I know for a fact that Santa has a gun

First time that I laid my eyes upon your pretty face
There was no going back I was a totally lost case
Your eyes so green your milky skin and beautiful red hair
A nose so cute and all these lovely freckles everywhere

When you spoke your soft sweet voice sent shivers down my spine
In my mind there was no doubt you were something divine
You live up north in spite of that you're anything but cold
And you are very wellpreserved for a twohundred year old

Please Mrs Santa don't mention a thing
To Mr Santa 'bout our little fling
In getting presents I won't stand a chance
If Mr Santa hears of our romance

For our first date she picked me up in Santa's brand new sleigh
Never thought we'd get away with all the noise we made
Time just flied and it got late and she asked me to stay
Didn't think we'd go this far but we went all the way

Oh now it's time to go
Santa's ho ho ho

Please Mrs. Santa I'm in love with you
There ain't a thing for you I wouldn't do
I swear I always will be true to you
But I'm in love with Christmas presents, too

We have lots of fun I try his Christmas costumes on
There is tons of stuff to do when Santa Claus is gone
Mrs Santa has a thing she really likes to do
But I'm sworn to secrecy so I'm not telling you

Every chance I get as soon as Santa is away
I sneak into Santa's house to play a lovely play
When Santa's coming back, there is an easy way to know
Always before Santa enters he cries ho ho ho

Oh now it's time to go
Santa's ho ho ho

Please Mrs. Santa listen to my plea
To make this official there really is no need
Secrets and sneaking is part of all the thrill
And I will be able to have some presents still

I jump down the rabbit hole and run fast for my life
What would happen if he caught me in bed with his wife
I'm not sure I would be on his good list anymore
Anything but socks for presents oh I'm not so sure

Please Mrs Santa I'll be good to you
Please Mrs Santa no matter what you do
And if you want I'll stick to you like glue
But still I'd like to have some presents too

Please Mrs Santa let's keep this to ourselves
We must watch out for all those nosy elves
I think that Rudolph will stick his shiny nose
Right down our business if he gets too close