Catastrophe (Live)

I have a disrespectful child
He is so fanciful and wild
He is a catastrophe
And when he says hello
It's like the room begins to glow
He makes a big fool of me

I can't help the way I feel about the ones I do adore
And the things that make me laugh
Just make me love them even more

So, though you pretend that you are mean
And not the hero of the scene
You're such a catastrophe
I want to throw you a parade
Your life's a drama - what a play
Not tragic, pure comedy

Oh I know that way deep down
You are a sourpuss of charm and delight
Just so you know that when you frown, honey
It just about makes my night

To me you are the best
But in real life you are a pest
You are a catastrophe

And with you life is full of fun
And when all things are said and done
You are a catastrophe

Oh I know that way deep down
You are a powder keg of charm and delight
Just so you know that when you frown, honey
It just about makes my night

To me you are the best
Though in real life you are a mess
You are a catastrophe
And as the days go slipping by
I'll still be here right by your side
My favorite catastrophe