Transition 1 (skip this) [Refrigerator]

Is your refrigerator working correctly
If you think there might be some kind of malfunction
Then you should press 1 right now
I will be glad to be hearing from you
Hello

To call back- Is your refrigerator currently operational
If you think it may be malfunctioning then you should press one right now
Otherwise... have a nice day

To call back, press 2-Ready for the next one
Oh yeah, I'm ready
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Next message received at 1:59AM
Hello
Is your refrigerator working correctly
I think it may not be working correctly, if you know what I mean
Anyway
Call me back if you want it serviced

Hello
Is your refrigerator working correctly
Because I have reason to believe that it isn't
And if it isn't then I advise that you call me back
Before any more damages occur
Have a lovely morning

I'M AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME HEEEREREEE
RETREREMERTHAAAA HAAERRREEREECATACAAAE HEEERRA

Is your refrigerator working correctly
Because we at the refrigerator company incorporated
Have a suspicion that it may not working be functioning normally at all
If you want to dispute any of these allegations then I suggest that you call the number back right now
Otherwise, have a wonderful morning

There's more
Jesus Christ
You ready

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Next message received at 6:23 AM
AAAAAAAAAARARGHHHHHH
UUUUURRRRGHHH
HUUUUUURRRG
Is your refrigerator working correctly
Because we at the refrigerator company have reasons to believe it's not
So call us back
HUUUURGHH

That's it
That last bit was-hang on, there might be one more
Please tell me there's not
Okay



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Writer(s): Hazel Schweinsberg
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