Food Lover

"See me after class"
BITCH

I hate this ugly fat bitch
I hope she falls into a ditch
Or maybe get in a car crash
I just want her to pass

If she drinks one more Diet Pepsi she's gonna blow
Can she grade my fucking essay?
She's so god damn slow
The way she takes up the doorway makes me laugh
You'd need more than one measuring tape to measure her calf

Food lover food lover I hate you
Nothing you say is ever true
I don't think you can run or even walk
It pains me so much to hear your fatass talk
Food lover food lover I hate you
Whenever you talk all I hear is MOOO
You're built like a turkey and you act like a cow
All I want is for you to die now

I wish she was just another abortion
I think she needs to lower her portions
Whenever I hear a crash I think she fell
But then I move on and think oh well

While her hairline is retreating
She gives her students a beating
While trying to teach reading
But all she does is eating
I think her face is needing
She's so blind I'm always cheating
I'm surprised her husband isn't leaving
But I guess he can't because his limbs are deprieving

Food lover food lover I hate you
Nothing you say is ever true
I don't think you can run or even walk
It pains me so much to hear your fatass talk
Food lover food lover I hate you
Whenever you talk all I hear is MOOO
You're built like a turkey and you act like a cow
All I want is for you to die now

I think working in a mental institution rubbed off on her
I wonder why she's growing but her doctors aren't sure
She probably doesn't even have a degree in literature
I bet she's over on Twitter tweeting a slur

Food lover food lover I hate you
Nothing you say is ever true
I don't think you can run or even walk
It pains me so much to hear your fatass talk
Food lover food lover I hate you
Whenever you talk all I hear is MOOO
You're built like a turkey and you act like a cow
All I want is for you to die now

Food lover food lover I hate you
Nothing you say is ever true
I don't think you can run or even walk
It pains me so much to hear your fatass talk
Food lover food lover I hate you
Whenever you talk all I hear is MOOO
You're built like a turkey and you act like a cow
All I want is for you to die now

I miss 7th grade