Sucker Blues

There's nothing left in my brain

Okay here we go
I'm a two-bit fraud with a vengeance
Straight out of the fools' convention
I'm up late making musical inventions
Avoiding interventions of unsavoury intentions
Still, I like to make friends at parties
But only when they can't outsmart me
'Cause I'm emotionally unavailable
So if you're looking for a heart-to-heart then don't start me

But there she goes
That crazy lady
Gonna make her my crazy baby
Should I do it (no)
I wanna do it (why)
I'm gonna do it (okay)
It's what I do (uh oh)

Getting into trouble with the girl across the hall
Seems as if it would be fun but it's no fun at all
She took my macaroni and she took my brand new shoes
She said you snooze you lose and now I'm singing the sucker blues

Now, I ain't really one for bragging
But I got a European station wagon
Not a lot of pace but it's got a lot of space
And it gets forty-five to the gallon
Still, she doesn't really seem too impressed (why's that)
Cause she'd rather stay at home and get undressed (fair enough)
Wearing nothing but a hat and when she does that's that
Cause I'm gonna do whatever she requests

But there she goes
That crazy lady
Gonna make her my crazy baby
Should I do it (no)
I wanna do it (why)
I'm gonna do it (okay)
It's what I do (uh oh)

Getting into trouble with the girl across the hall
Seems as if it would be fun but it's no fun at all
She took my macaroni and she took my brand new shoes
She said you snooze you lose and now I'm singing the sucker blues

Haha, now you know
She doesn't really like lip gloss
She threw a frying pan at her boss
She tickles me whenever I shave
And puts metal in the microwave

She doesn't really like lip gloss
She threw a frying pan at her boss
She tickles me whenever I shave
And puts metal in the microwave
And puts metal in the microwave
And puts metal in the microwave

How do you like them pickles?