Ho Ho Ho
It's that time of the year, but never fear
Mr. Nixon's here to bring holiday cheer
Ho ho ho
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Wish list, it's more like a hit list
Crossing off these bitches, cause they can't resist this
Getting head on Kwanzaa, in the sack on Christmas
I might park my snowplow in a Jehovah's Witness
Nobody's got as many hoes as me
Just like Santa, that's why I'm so jolly
Every night, I'm in another chimney
Getting head, or maybe a sweet rimmy
All around the world, call me Old Saint Nick
They can't get enough, women want my dick
These girls are like elves, playing with my sack
Eat my milk and cookies for a midnight snack
Wake up and I trim my muff buffer
No gifts but I got a stocking stuffer
The biggest candy cane that you've ever seen
Poke too hard, I might break your spleen
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Picture this, 2 AM on Christmas Eve
At the club with a stripper and we bout to leave
Told that bitch I'd make her feel right
Santa Claus ain't the the only one coming tonight
Had some vodka, a whiskey, a couple gin and tonics
Uh, what's your name girl, Valerie? Veronica?
I'm a little hungry so we stopped at Sonic
And that's when I found out she celebrates Chanukah
All good, I'll still light up your menorah
Pound the pussy till you're begging me for more of
This meat, even though it ain't kosher
She horny like a reindeer, keep your composure
Probably wouldn't fuck her, if I was sober
But I shut the vag down, put that shit in foreclosure
The next morning I gave her the tip
Then I put a tiny yarmulke on my dick, and said
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
She said Happy Christmas, cause she was British
I ain't Harry Potter, but I'll pound your hairy twatter
Afterward she wanted to have tea and crumpets
I said put some music on, so she played my trumpet
It's kinda weird, she calls me Santa Baby
Gobbles up my turkey then finishes the gravy
12 days and eight crazy nights
I got hos of every color like Christmas lights
Nine ladies dancing, and eight maids milking
And I'm the only piper left in the building
I'll satisfy 'em all, god willing
Then pray to the lord that we don't have children
Like Rudolph, I'm feeling so fly today
You can't get this high, oh and by the way (what)
Your grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer
She's a GILF and she gives the best brain here
I swear she had a bad hip when I met her
Bent her ass over in a Christmas sweater
For the holiday I'm never home alone
All these pussies die hard, call me Bone Capone
I give these girls the Jingle Bell Rock
I mean, I'm basically the Kris Kringle of cock
So come on over, take a ride on my sleigh
You'll get handicap parking for a couple of days
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Yeah, I got that holiday spirit
So let's deck the halls, and jingle my balls
Trim the tree, and suck on my D
Hang some mistletoe and then fist a ho
Haha, have a Jizzy Christmas y'all
Mr. Nixon's here to bring holiday cheer
Ho ho ho
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Wish list, it's more like a hit list
Crossing off these bitches, cause they can't resist this
Getting head on Kwanzaa, in the sack on Christmas
I might park my snowplow in a Jehovah's Witness
Nobody's got as many hoes as me
Just like Santa, that's why I'm so jolly
Every night, I'm in another chimney
Getting head, or maybe a sweet rimmy
All around the world, call me Old Saint Nick
They can't get enough, women want my dick
These girls are like elves, playing with my sack
Eat my milk and cookies for a midnight snack
Wake up and I trim my muff buffer
No gifts but I got a stocking stuffer
The biggest candy cane that you've ever seen
Poke too hard, I might break your spleen
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Picture this, 2 AM on Christmas Eve
At the club with a stripper and we bout to leave
Told that bitch I'd make her feel right
Santa Claus ain't the the only one coming tonight
Had some vodka, a whiskey, a couple gin and tonics
Uh, what's your name girl, Valerie? Veronica?
I'm a little hungry so we stopped at Sonic
And that's when I found out she celebrates Chanukah
All good, I'll still light up your menorah
Pound the pussy till you're begging me for more of
This meat, even though it ain't kosher
She horny like a reindeer, keep your composure
Probably wouldn't fuck her, if I was sober
But I shut the vag down, put that shit in foreclosure
The next morning I gave her the tip
Then I put a tiny yarmulke on my dick, and said
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
She said Happy Christmas, cause she was British
I ain't Harry Potter, but I'll pound your hairy twatter
Afterward she wanted to have tea and crumpets
I said put some music on, so she played my trumpet
It's kinda weird, she calls me Santa Baby
Gobbles up my turkey then finishes the gravy
12 days and eight crazy nights
I got hos of every color like Christmas lights
Nine ladies dancing, and eight maids milking
And I'm the only piper left in the building
I'll satisfy 'em all, god willing
Then pray to the lord that we don't have children
Like Rudolph, I'm feeling so fly today
You can't get this high, oh and by the way (what)
Your grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer
She's a GILF and she gives the best brain here
I swear she had a bad hip when I met her
Bent her ass over in a Christmas sweater
For the holiday I'm never home alone
All these pussies die hard, call me Bone Capone
I give these girls the Jingle Bell Rock
I mean, I'm basically the Kris Kringle of cock
So come on over, take a ride on my sleigh
You'll get handicap parking for a couple of days
Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas
Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list
That's right, put these bitches on notice
I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho)
Get it? Swag like a pirate
Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get
If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank
I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank
Yeah, I got that holiday spirit
So let's deck the halls, and jingle my balls
Trim the tree, and suck on my D
Hang some mistletoe and then fist a ho
Haha, have a Jizzy Christmas y'all
Credits
Writer(s): Jrew Nixon
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