Rodrick Rules

I read your little diary
Or journal, I should say
You wrote about your failures
You gave yourself away
I know about your secrets
I've seen inside your mind
You wiped out Löded Diper
I'll wipe out your behind
Rodrick rules
Rodrick rules
Rodrick's got you feeling scared
Rodrick rules
Rodrick rules
Rodrick's really glad you shared
Rodrick rules
Rodrick rules
Rodrick's gonna make you pay
'Cause what I'm tryna say is Rodrick rules
Give it back!
Now here's a tasty tippet
Well isn't that a shame?
You ditched those kindergarteners
Let Rowley take the blame
What?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell Mom and Dad about it
Thank God
I'll tell the world on TikTok
One 60 second post
I press and press a little button and you're toast
Wait a minute!
Your reputation is crushed in 3, 2, 1
I'll pay you
Say what?
Mom bucks, ninety-nine thousand mom bucks
Just delete that and it's all yours
Please doing business with you
Woo!
Rodrick rules
Rodrick rules
Thanks for giving me your dough
Rodrick rules
Rodrick rules
Greg, I think I gotta go
Lousy friend
Friendships end
But I'll always be your bro
I'll never be outdone
'Cause I'm the oldest son
Yeah here's rule number one
Rodrick rules



Credits
Writer(s): Alan Schmuckler, Michael Mahler
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