Ted Danson

She's been coming home smelling like some different scents than I wear
And she's been noticing the different color strands
That she finds in my hair
It's really so apparent and I know that we're both aware
But, we don't
We don't really want to start fights
So, uh, we don't wanna take it there
She's been calling me baby and she's been calling him up
It's okay, I hit Stacy and we're meeting for lunch
I know that it's so toxic but we both can't get enough
And she's still the one I want
And I'm still the one she wants
Nightmare on Clementine Street, Valentine's Day
Like a midsummer night's dream how my life changed
When you really can't go so you might stay around
Just to see it all through so it won't burn to the ground
The flight has been turbulent, avoiding crash landings
Seeing other options just to keep this thing standing
So I'm saying cheers to you, Ted Danson
To keep the lights on so we can keep on dancing 'round the subject
The blood, sweat, the tears make me upset
I can't help hearing what my gut says though
We're cutthroat, set a bad example for folks
If you must know, the guilt is in both of our throats
Mutual friends look daggers
All because we like good chatting and kissing
Is that backwards?
Going out of town and missing the wrong person
The full story has too many curtains
She's been calling me baby and she's been calling him up
It's okay, I hit Stacy and we're meeting for lunch
I know that it's so toxic but we both can't get enough
And she's still the one I want
And I'm still the one she wants