Moz Oz

I know a man and he's made of mozzarella
He's a big baby bolognese boy
Stringy Spaghetti
He's a creepy pasta
He'll have your daddy's slippers
And chew em like a toy

I know a man and he's made of mozzarella
He's a big baby bolognese boy
Stringy Spaghetti
He's a creepy pasta
Uh ooh, uh ooh
Yes, he'll have your daddy's slippers
And chew em like a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t

I know a man and he's made of mozzarella
Strung out like a Stringy suspension bridge
He's keeping quiet, yes he's keeping quiet
Shh sh shh sh sh sh sh sh sh
He's keeping quiet cause his heads in the fridge
No, not my Sausages

I don't trust that man
But I just can't stay mad
He's a good boy
He's a bad boy
It's mozzarella oscar

Oscar is a friendly man
But he'll hold back if you raise your hand
Because he's a rescue
(He's a rescue)
He's a rescue
He runs real fast
Yes, he runs real fast
But that is no excuse to make him run around a course
Because you're making money
From an innocent man

He's too hot
He's too cold
He's too tired
Man, he's breaking the mould
It's gotta be Oscar
You know its gona be Oscar all the way
And that's really all I have to say

I don't trust that man
But I just can't stay mad
He's a good boy
He's a bad boy
It's mozzarella oscar

I don't trust that man
But I just can't stay mad
He's a good boy
Ah but he is a bad boy
It's Oscar