New Girl

Sitting on the grass all alone with my ole guitar-o
What do I see come my way
Pretty little missy, wish she'd stop a little while
And listen to a little bit of me-oh-mi-oh-so

Well I asked her if she'd like to sit a spell
I play my guitar well
She just smiled and passed on by
Guess that's the story of my life
Predestined not to find a wife
Left alone again to ponder why

I'd choose her
But I'd probably lose her
I wish I knew her
She might be the one I'm waiting for
She's a new girl

Fell off the wagon once again
Big bottle showed up with a friend
40oz jug of gin, amen
Hangover coming down the line
Good god but right now I feel fine
Oh Nova, I sure do love to sin

Red headed goddess at the door
My jaw near hit the filthy floor
Forgot my manners, opened wide
I asked her if the carpet matched the drapes
Wide-eyed and staring all agape
She hauled off and punched me in the eye

I'd choose her
Don't wanna lose her
I wish I knew her
She might be the one I'm waiting for
Never seen someone like her before
She's a new girl

Waltzed in to Ricki's on the Lake
Felt like a feed of Philly steak
A female patron eyeing me
I sent a drink on by her table
Let her know that I was able
It was on as far as I could see

Got up and sauntered 'cross the room
My heart was thumping with a boom
When she got up and looked my way
Her guy was right behind me
To my dismay unkindly
I remember nothing else that day

I'd choose her
I don't wanna lose her
I wish I knew her
She might be the one I'm waiting for
Never seen someone like her before
My heart is aching for some more
She's a new girl