Revenge Party

Cady, don't be sorry
Now you know Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends, and we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?
They got your back, and they are fun to be around
(Whoa, whoa, whoa)
When someone hurts you, then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake
And singing, and dancing, and cake
And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half
And this time it'll take
(Now that's a party)

It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike
Whoa, whoa, it's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like (let me)

I'll bring the glowsticks, I'll bring balloons
And we'll have chocolate ice cream cones (party)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'll be the DJ, spinnin' the tunes on a turntable made of her bones
We'll get a piñata 'cause would be fun
And play dress up, and Barbies and tag
And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
And we'll stuff her remains in a bag
And throw 'em in the river

A revenge party
A party that ends with entrails all over the lawn
A revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch)
I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch)
(Party)

What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything, she gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

A revenge party
A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything, she gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina

At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa)
You might be thinking, "It's late, we should go"
And they ran out of chips

No!
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We'll get our party now
One candy cane, please

A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena
(She has everything, she gets everything)
(Regina, Regina, Regina)

Oh, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Shane Omen
(She has everything)
And one for Cady Heron (she gets everything)
Four for Glen Coco? You go Glen Coco!
(Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
Who sent that?
Oh, it's from (Regina! Regina! Regina!)
"Thanks for being a such a great best friend"

It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like (let me)
A party with revenge (with revenge, with revenge)
Is what it's like