Miracle Wonder - Angels of Commerce mix

I got the Miracle Wonder
They sent it registered mail
I sent them twenty more dollars
And got the miracle pail
Before I opened each letter
I scrubbed my ten fingernails
I followed all the directions
Down to the smallest detail
It read The Miracle Wonder
Could change your life in a single day
Help me Miracle Wonder
Take my troubles away

I told my friends and my family
There's not a second to waste
List your worst misdemeanors
Now we can get them erased
I washed my hands every morning
To keep them humble and chaste
And every night I would kneel
And splash it onto my face
They say the Miracle Wonder
Is like an all you can eat buffet
Help me Miracle Wonder
Take my troubles away

So mamas gather the children
And all the broken men too
You've got to make an appointment
Then I'll see what I can do
You need to make it specific
Don't say a couple or few
Be careful what you're requesting
Because it's gonna come true
I tell you mystical water
Won't distinguish from save or slay
When the Miracle Wonder
Takes your trouble away
Beware the Miracle Wonder



Credits
Writer(s): Stuart Pearson
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