Best Before Code

Well it's the same damn routine every time you wake up
You gotta give yourself a clean and then you pour a coffee cup
But something in that coffee cup just isn't feeling right
It's the milk that's in the fridge, which has gone past May the 9th

Damn, now this day has been forsaken by this drink
Not only am I tired, but I just can't seem to think
Gotta get myself some brand new milk from the shop up the road
The moral of the story is to check the best before code

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
Then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
But then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink

Not always is it coffee, it can sometimes be the bread
When you put it in the toaster and get out the peanut spread
It's important that you take the time to flip the jar around
And read the label on the back that tells you it's not sound

Now let me make distinction between the two types of dates
The use by is not best before, don't make that damn mistake
A jug of full cream milk will have a use by on the back
But that does not mean you can use it two weeks after that

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
And then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
And then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink

Let's take this half time!

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
And then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink
(Let's hear it for the drummer)

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
And then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink

Check the best before code, otherwise you won't know
If your food has got mold
And then you'll take a big drink of something that will stink
And your eyes will turn pink