Game Freddy Fazbear Sings A Song

(This is a message for the new guy, call it an introductory greeting)
(Please, don't forget to like and subscribe, you've got plenty of time)
(Six hours, in fact, good luck out there)

If you wanna disappear
Come to Freddy's Pizzeria
Come, wear a paper party hat
And buy a Freddy souvenir
Just know at times we wander free
Our safety's never guaranteed
There was a bite in '87 and a bite in '83

So, grab a pizza, have a taste
We'll serve it on a party plate
We'll dance, and sing, and celebrate
And then we're biting off your face
This restaurant ain't no Chuck E. Cheese
You'll see us in your darkest dreams
This job will make you run and scream
Now watch, we'll bring you to your knees

Come take the job, stay up all night
Us, mascots, move and come to life
Conserve the power, lose the light
We'll take a suit, stuff you inside
So, keep the doors and shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile 'cause I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell 'til six o'clock

Turn out the lights, you'll see us stare
Put on the mask and say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood, better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough, but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing, start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie, time to play
You survived the night, you're gettin' paid

We might look happy, fun, and cute
Our servers need a full reboot
Used to wander aimlessly around
'Til we bit a little kid on two
We've got the night, no need to rush
We're full of wires, we're never plush
Our human scannin' chip's corrupt
If we see you, then you're gettin' stuffed

Six hours of menace and abuse
But you took the job, could've just refused
Have you checked the stage, Foxy up and moved
All we want to do is enforce the rules
Why can't we all just get along?
Here, I brought a suit, so you could try it on
You can join the crew, no longer wait for dawn
I'm in the doorway, hear my song

Come, take the job, stay up all night
Us, mascots, move and come to life
Conserve the power, lose the light
We'll take a suit, stuff you inside
So, keep the doors and shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile 'cause I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell 'til six o'clock

Turn out the lights, you'll see us stare
Put on the mask and say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood, better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough, but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing, start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie, time to play
You survived the night, you're gettin' paid

(I see you've survived a few nights in this hellhole, congratulations)
(Although I really don't know why)
(Anyone would actually take this job on)
(I mean, surely you've read the news)
(I guess some people got a death wish)

Come, take the job, stay up all night
Us, mascots, move and come to life
Conserve the power, lose the light
We'll take a suit, stuff you inside
So, keep the doors and shutters locked
Or you'll meet the chicken and the fox
I'll smile 'cause I know you love to watch
Gonna give you hell 'til six o'clock

Turn out the lights, you'll see us stare
Put on the mask and say a prayer
Freddy's out for blood, better be aware
I ain't no friendly teddy bear
You're acting tough, but you're afraid
Everyone's gone missing, start the game
Have you checked on Bonnie, time to play
You survived the night, you're gettin' paid