Am I the Bad Guy (For Wanting To Love You)?

This one's for you, Debshake
Debbie
Debroney
Debscream Sandwich
I can go on with all your nicknames
You know who this is about

You say you wanna leave me
Found you a better man
Well fine, go ahead then
He'll do better than I can

You said that you felt empty
And you're not satisfied
And really what you need is
Some other guy

I tried
I tried to satisfy you, yes I did
I made you my world-famous broccoli dish
But you still wanna leave me like my kids

Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Am I the bad guy for keeping you fed
Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Or are you a whore

You can't see me right now, Debra, but I'm dancing
I'm dancing to bring you back
Please
I'm twerking right now

You're packing all your stuff
Into my boxes
You said you've had enough
Of my twice-daily lutefisk

That's the U-Haul that you rented
It's parked right out front
It looks like it's dented
From some middle-aged white dude's punch

I tried
I gave you everything that came to my noodle
I even gave you the director's cut of Doogal
But you said that you didn't like the cartoon dog Doogal
What?!

Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Am I the bad guy for keeping you fed
Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Or are you a whore

Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Am I the bad guy for keeping you fed
Am I the bad guy for wanting to love you
Or are you a whore

Am I the bad guy

Debra tell me
Am I the bad guyyyy
Ohh

Am I the bad guy
C'mon Debra
Am I the bad guy
Am I
Am I
Am I the bad guyyyy
Or are you a whore

Please
Please, Debra
I'll whimper for you
I-I'll whimper
Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm
I'm still whimpering, I'm whimpering
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Please come back
Mmm