Life of a Politician

PRESIDENT CRENSHAW
Oh, the life of a politician is the life for me
Where I can get paid for hyperbole
Oh, the life of a politician is the life for me
I love getting paid for hyperbole

We get junkets, gifts and limos
And many fancy perks
With spin doctors to cover
When we act like jerks
We get free haircuts, meals
And even postage too
Then make ourselves exempt
From the laws we pass for you

JORDEN & JESSICA
They make themselves exempt
From the laws they pass for you

PRESIDENT CRENSHAW
Yes, the life of a politician is the life for me
'cause I'd rather have my money than my dignity

JORDEN & JESSICA
He'd rather have his money than his dignity

PRESIDENT CRENSHAW
There are scandals, deals, and kickbacks
And lots of power grabs
We can always count on voters
To pick up the tabs
I've assistants, pages, lobbyists
And a staff of twelve
Who gladly do the work
While I enrich myself

JORDEN & JESSICA
They'll gladly do the work
While he'll enrich himself

PRESIDENT CRENSHAW
Yes, the life of a politician is the life for me
And I know you'll re-elect us for eternity
But you're only getting everything
That you deserve
'cause somehow you forgot that
We were meant to serve

JORDEN & JESSICA
'cause somehow they forgot that
They were meant to serve

PRESIDENT CRENSHAW
Oh, the life of a politician is the life for me
'cause I'd rather have my money than my dignity
Yes, the life of a politician is the life for meeeeee!
'cause I'd rather have my money than my dignity

JORDEN & JESSICA
He'd rather have his money than his dignity



Credits
Writer(s): Eric Sirota, Jaydee Miller, Vin Morreale Jr.
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