Jimmy Johns

I thought this was fun till I paid for our date
I thought you were cute till you brought up my weight
Feed me something other than rice and lies
Stop treating me like I'm one of the guys

You think you're so cool when you ditch me for your friends
You think you're so cool when you're out till 3AM
When you make me cry and you tell me lies
When you smell so bad, you make me gag
You think you're so cool
But are you?

I knew that this gift was a hand-me-down
I knew it was wrong when you pushed me around
Saw all those tits you said you were deleting
Every day I thought about leaving
I knew it was fucked, you told me to shut up
I knew it was wrong when you hated my mom
I mean, texting your ex isn't cheating
But sleeping with her is

You think you're so cool when you steal my happiness
You think you're so cool when you just want to undress
When you grab my wrist, but we haven't kissed
Kinda feels like shit, didn't ask for this
You think you're so cool
But you're not

Remember that time when you blew up a stick of dynamite outside the window because you knew it'd trigger me
Or that time you pinned me down and cracked all of my fingers and toes even though you knew it hurt
Or maybe that time that you cheated on me
Twice
Or was it three times
Four

You think you're so cool when you can only hump the bed
You think you're so cool when you drink yourself to death
You won't make me cry, you won't tell me lies
Made me break like glass, glad I left your ass
You think you're so cool
You think you're so cool
You think you're so cool
But you're really a cunt

You think that you're so cool
Jimmy Johns
I should've never fucked you in the Jimmy Johns freezer