Jersey Shit (feat. Young Zee)

Back up, what was that you said
Edub ain't the shit, not the best thing since sliced bread (Hold up)
What you mean you rather hear Future instead
What you mean Kodak did a song with a rat for bread
Guess the rats need cheese too, though they work for the feds
If you one of those that can't believe what I just said
I present you to the obscenities inside my head
I can't believe it either, I'm the law, Judge Dredd
I just sneezed, so please achoo yoself
You unnecessary, please, remove yoself
Bless you little one, take care of ya mental health
You ain't ready to face the hard shit from the top shelf
If you talk shit, then ya best be prepared bro
Launch shit back in 3, 2,1, and off we go
Geronimo! All of up on you dirty hoes
Edub, Young Zee, Outsidaz, Always Jersey yo

Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Oh, that's some Jersey shit (MMM that's some Jersey shit)
Jersey, Jersey, Jersey Jersey Jersey, Jersey shit
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit, oh that's some Jersey shit,
MMM that's some motherfucking God damn Jersey shit
(You have to show people the right way to pronounce these words
Because there have been arguments, and this is the JERSEY way that we pronounce these words
And uh, you put the milk and sugar and the cream
And you drink it, what's that called? Coffee
Coffee? Absolutely, Coffee)

Dudes around me know I make bread like sourdough
I'll sell you a ounce of blow or ten pounds of dro
Fuck the bull, I'm the matador that will
Stab a whore on the bathroom floor
You should not rap no more
You sound like Macklemore's avatar
Mixed with jabberjaws
I'm blessed by the Father, to write a opera
And light up ganja
That's why I'm hotter than firestarter
And you drive a Honda
Don't get caught on my block
You rather get eaten alive by salt water crocs
Younga got ya wife coochie on a dish
Put my whole hand in it like I'm noodling for fish

Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Oh, that's some Jersey shit (MMM that's some Jersey shit)
Jersey, Jersey, Jersey Jersey Jersey, Jersey shit
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit (yeah that's some Jersey shit)
Yeah, that's some Jersey shit, oh that's some Jersey shit,
MMM that's some motherfucking God damn Jersey shit
(You have to show people the right way to pronounce these words
Because there have been arguments, and this is the JERSEY way that we pronounce these words
And uh, you put the milk and sugar and the cream
And you drink it, what do you call that? Coffee
Coffee? Absolutely, Coffee)