Quark Bought a Me (Taylor's Version)

QUarKA Is a PotaTO
The Chapter of a Purple Broken Potato
Thargo-optical optical lenses are the way to go
For your excrementally-foggy spectacles
You are quit an thermo-cueuelar crumbolia shambototogia person
The only thing that you, my respaticular shambamonia friend
Is you do not have thargo-optical lenses for your spectacles
Another word for spectacles is yamboraggadoo-da
Pointless is my particailia-fuzic potty
Just so everyone in the whole racatapologrian universe knows
If you have a particailia-fuzic potty, you should get rid of it
And frambolailia it right this millifortucalla instant
It explodes and trampockawalockias right when you flush your potty
So don't get a particailia-fuzic potty, everyone
Tzranka is my carphobolliac name
Hello, my frankapopakkakkacrimba dudes
The name is Tzranka
I am from carphobolli and no one even knows where carphobolli is
FYI, it is in the continent of Frambolaillia
And we got it all under controll
Take that, map keepers
Our language here in carphobolli is carphobolliac
We celebrate Chinese New Year
We celebrate the super bowl
We also celebrate Gandhi's birthday
WE ARE REAL
Trankolochamakki
Yeah
Chinese new year is the way to go
Now onto the next thing
Do you (a harpy physiological)
Know what in the world trankolochamakki is
Well, if you (a harpy physiological) do not
It is a type of extreternally so uper diabolical cynara cardunculus
(look "cynara cardunculus" up on the lexicon) eater
The only things on earth that do not eat cynara cardunculus
Are things that eat only comestible



Credits
Writer(s): Dirk Strange
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