The New And Improved Bunny Song

Now kids, we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs
The Bunny Song
Monsieur Bob, we're not supposed to sing The Bunny Song
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Thank you for pointing that out, Jean-Claude
But this is the new and improved Bunny Song
This is the one we're supposed to sing
I see

The bunny, the bunny, whoa, I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
But now I feel sick in the head from the bunny

I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak
I had too much candy, got a tummy ache
I need to eat good food to help me to grow
I'll obey my momma 'cause she loves me so
Yeah, I'll go to church and I'll go to school
That stuff is important and I ain't no fool

I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (no, no, no, no, no, girls)
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny (no that's wrong)
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (I learned my lesson)

I don't wanna tell you a joke that is funny (oh, you're gonna get tummy aches)
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (now, you stop singing that stuff)
I don't wanna play on a day that is sunny (listen here, girls)
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (oh, no)

The bunny, the bunny, whoa, I ate the bunny
I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny
But now I feel sick in the head
From the bunny