Road Trip
I met a girl a few weeks ago, she's so smart and beautiful
When she's around, I feel my heart beat down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian, pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date, we'll start a meaningful relationship
Fuck that!
Woo
Let's hit the road, I was so close to
Personal growth, so California, here I come (oh oh oh oh)
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I poked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screamin' for Baltimore
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through day four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot purée on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled, Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA!
Take that!
Yeah!
Now here we are in California
These girls are hot, and Brian bought us a new yacht (he killed the previous owner!)
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima
It landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four way in Norway
And started breedin' with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Bangladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause
I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on
Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (set phasers to thrust!)
No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny
Let's show this galaxy what's- (augh!)
When she's around, I feel my heart beat down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian, pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date, we'll start a meaningful relationship
Fuck that!
Woo
Let's hit the road, I was so close to
Personal growth, so California, here I come (oh oh oh oh)
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I poked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screamin' for Baltimore
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only halfway through day four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot purée on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled, Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA!
Take that!
Yeah!
Now here we are in California
These girls are hot, and Brian bought us a new yacht (he killed the previous owner!)
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima
It landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four way in Norway
And started breedin' with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Bangladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh 'cause
I've conquered Earth, it is time to move on
Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts (set phasers to thrust!)
No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny
Let's show this galaxy what's- (augh!)
Credits
Writer(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht
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